This evening I was upstairs finishing up some work on my laptop, when I overheard heard my boys talking downstairs in the family room. Noah had been playing with his tool kit and says (as he always does) to Jordan, "Hey Dad! We're MEN!"
Daddy says, "Yeah we are. And what do men do?"
Noah: "Watch TV!"
Dad: "Oh yeah, what else?"
Noah: "We can bounce balls. And we sit on our butts."
Dad got a good chuckle out of that one, and apparently decided to goad the kid on: "Sounds like us for sure. What else do men do?"
Noah: "Eat pizza?"
Dad: "Yep! What else?"
Noah: "And burp and fart!"
Dad: "AWESOME! Anything else?"
Noah: "And we sleep in our own beds!"
My sincerest apologies to my future daughter-in-law...