by Asha (As told to Mommy)
When I got home from daycare tonight, things were going pretty rotten for me. I couldn't help it, all I wanted to do was listen to my favorite Justin Bieber song ever on the radio, and Mom just turned off the van right in the middle of it. How dare she! So I threw just the teeniest little temper tantrum to let her know just how displeased I really was. That didn't go so well, cuz then I had to sit in time out when we got in the house. No fair! As soon as I got out of time out, Noah picked up his toy sword and smacked me right in the face with it. UGH! Little brothers are such a pain! This just wasn't shaping up to be a good night.
Then... my Mom made yucky supper that had vegetables in it. I hate it when she does that. Dad told me I better suck it up and eat it, cuz that's all I'm getting for supper. They're the meanest. All I wanted to do was hang out in my room so I could read my new library book. You know, the one about the dead kitty cat that Mom freaked out about when I brought home from the school library? But noooooooo. Nobody would leave me alone so I could enjoy my peace and quiet!Don't they understand what a rough month I've had? I mean COME ON, PEOPLE! I have been one busy kid lately! The life of a Kindergartener is not an easy one, ya know! One month ago, I started going to school. Like EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. That's a lot of learning. But I love school so much, it's so much fun. I really like my teacher and I have made lots of new friends. In fact, I've learned so much in the past month that I think I'm pretty much ready to go out and get a job now.
For example, since school started, I've learned how to write all 26 letters of the alphabet in lower case. I can write lots of stuff now, like notes to my parents which I leave all over the house for them. Oh, and I almost forgot the most important part: I learned how to READ!! It's pretty cool. So that's why I've been going to the library more, and getting really interesting books about things that my parents don't really wanna talk about. Grownups are weird.
I also just learned how to tie my shoes. You might think that's no big deal, but Dad says "thank goodness, no more velcro or slip-ons!" It still takes me about 100 years to tie one knot, but I'm getting the hang of it.
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| No more training wheels! Wooohooo!! |
Guess what else I figured out how to do this month? Yep: I can ride my bike with NO training wheels! I tried a couple times this summer, but always got too frustrated. So one weekend when my Grandma & Grandpa & my uncles were here, I just decided to show off my skills and I just hopped on my Princess bike and rode on down the street while my Mommy ran behind me. She was yelling something, but I couldn't hear her because I was going so fast! It's super fun, now I ride all the time!
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| This was right after I scored my very first goal ever! |
One of the best things I've done lately is start playing K-1 soccer. I played Pre-K last year, but this team is only girls and WAY more fun! My Dad is the coach. He's kindof a fun-killer for my little soccer social hour, but it's pretty great having him coach me and my friends. We have an awesome time together. I scored my first goal EVER this month too! I thought that was so much fun that just I went ahead and scored my 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th goals over the next 3 games! I pretty much don't ever slow down... soccer is awesome!
On top of all those super amazing things I've been doing lately, I still manage to find the time to do my normal fun stuff, like playing dress-up, Barbies, bugging my bro-bro, reading, coloring, painting, singing, dancing, giggling, shopping, watching movies, riding bike to the park to practice my monkey bar routine, and other regular kid things. Mom says she doesn't know where I find the energy. I do. It's all those darn vegetables she's feeding me!
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| Miss Monkey Business |
So I wish those grownups would just cut me a little slack, ya know? I've got a busy life, and now I don't even get to take naps anymore! I mean, I'd like to see you learn how to read and write, tie your shoes, ride a bike, kick a goal, and swing across the monkey bars 76 times and then land on your feet! ALL WITHIN 30 DAYS' TIME! My many talents tend to go unappreciated...
It ain't easy being a Kindergartener. But I'm getting pretty good at it...
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| I "crack" me up! |
